You gotta love The Wowser, both Christian and Democratic!!įinally, this week, for all of you conspiracy theorists who thought that the Smart Card (or Australia Card as it used to be known) would allow some sort of Big Brother state.
How much more Australian can you get than excluding people from coming to Australia on the basis of their religion. Yep, we shouldn’t have any more of those terror loving heathens darken our doorstep according to the Christian Democrats. The Wowser has released his election platform for the state election and, not letting the constitution get in the way of a whacky idea, has chosen immigration muslim immigration to be more specific. The Wowser is the head of the Christian Democrat Party, and also the body, both arms and the right leg. Only a couple of weeks to go now until the most boring NSW State Election of all time but you can always count on Fred œThe Wowser Nile to bring some entertainment value. That’s the problem, once you start pointing out dodgy pollies, it can be kind of hard to know when to stop. With about forty odd weeks to go until the federal election, at this rate there’ll be no-one left come polling day. So, counting The Virgin, that makes five dodgy pollies in a week.
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Luckily, he hadn’t met Brian Burke, though, and was therefore not in breach of the ministerial code of conduct phew! The weekend was pretty slow but Monday brought an admission by Minister for Aging, Santo ‘So Nice They Named Him Twice’ Santoro, that he had owned shares in a company related to his portfolio and failed to declare it. Maybe The Dope thought that Mokbel’s experience dealing in intoxicating substances and gambling would make him a perfect candidate to run a pub. Now, The Gristle understands that the reference was not given for the quality of Mokbel’s drugs, but rather for his appropriateness to hold a liquor license. The Dope was in some trouble after a 2000 reference he wrote for alleged Drug Baron Tony Mokbel came to light this week.
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The Bagman has learned a lot from his exploits in Iraq and is not easily moved, remaining free to continue to keep his job and mate-ship with Julian œBurke and Grill.įriday gave us our favourite dodgy pollie of the week Shadow Attorney General Kelvin ‘The Dope’ Thompson.
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The Leming apparently mistakenly believed that his printing allowance was a license to print money.īy Thursday, Ross ‘The Bagman’ Lightfoot, was in trouble, talking down as a co-incidence his bagging of Swiss Mining Company Xstrata for its treatment of PMA, a company to which he held options. The rush to the cliff started on Wednesday, when it emerged that Queensland Liberal MP Andrew ‘The Leming’ Laming was being investigated by Federal Police for allegedly misusing $67,000 of taxpayer funds meant for printing costs.
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This inevitably led to a massive domino effect where dodgy pollies were dragged blinking into the sunlight. Last week’s carry-on over the Brian Burke affair that saw Ian ‘The Virgin’ Campbell sacrificed at the altar of parliamentary mudslinging. Qantas have made it clear that they have a zero tolerance policy on grabbing nuts!! This is most interesting in light of the decision last month to sack Lisa Robertson for alleged mile-high shenanigans with actor Ralph Fiennes. This week’s Gristle is dedicated to Qantas in light of their decision last August to sack Flight Steward Philip Woodward-Brown for allegedly stealing 16 chocolate covered macadamias and two biscuits. Hello Gristlers! and welcome to Chewin’ the Gristle, the week’s political bits that we found hard to swallow.
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